I want to win a teddy bear with the most unpleasantly firm stuffing
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bakerstreet"Was it fun where you went?" asked the boy,
"No, it was miserable." said the man,
"It could never be fun without you.
Have you been to the tree house lately?"
"Not since you left," said the boy.
"I've just been sitting here waiting,
for you to take me to the carnival,
where we could eat candy floss
and hot dogs to our bellies ached."
-Paddy Martin, "So You're Back, Than!"
WHAT TO DO:
1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.
2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.
3. Reply to people!
4. Have fun and be mindful of your partner's preferences.
1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.
2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.
3. Reply to people!
4. Have fun and be mindful of your partner's preferences.
OPTIONS:
1. Games: From classic ring toss to the shooting gallery, here's your chance to win a prize for yourself or for that special someone. Some say the games at a carnival are rigged, but maybe, just maybe, you'll get lucky!
2. Food and Drink: The sweet smell of funnel cake and the familiar briny aroma of popcorn draw you over to the food and drink tent. There's cotton candy, candied nuts, and cheep booze, all here for your enjoyment.
3. Classic Rides: The carousel, the ferris wheel. All carnivals need these classic rides for kids and adults who aren't looking for the excitement of the faster-paced rides. Snuggle close to your partner and see if you can see your house from the top of the wheel.
4. Something More Exciting: This is for thrill-seekers. Here you'll find the Tilt-a-Whirl, the Gravitron, the Screamin' Swing--all the rides designed to make you lose your lunch. Hope you didn't have too much cotton candy!
5. Freakshow: o they really have a bearded lady in that tent? It's time to find out. Buy a ticket and see the greatest oddities the world has to offer.
Hard Mode: one of you actually is the oddity being gawked at by the other. How does that make you feel?
6. Tunnel of Love: Or perhaps tunnel of mild boredom. The red-tinted lights and quasi-romantic music are meant to make this ride a great makeout spot, if the chemistry is there.
7. Hall of Mirrors: You and your partner entered, thinking it would be easy to get out again, but dead ends abound in this wacky mirror-maze, and each mirror seems to show a more and more distorted image of each of you.
8. Fortune Teller Whether one of the creepy machines or the even creepier women dressed up in a culturally insensitive costume, you cross someone's palms with silver and get your future told. Will it be happiness forever with your partner, or will ill tidings be bound your way?
Optional: Use http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html o get your fortun
9. Wildcard!: I know I forgot something, probably several somethings, so here's your wildcard for whatever else you can fit into this meme.
Breeding kinks, mating press
Jun. 20th, 2025 05:44 pmfunandcutememes posting in bakerstreet |
We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too! Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality. HOW? * Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.  ( prompts ) |
status symbol
Jun. 20th, 2025 03:04 pmlilpoundcake posting in bakerstreet
relationship status | a meme β‘
the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.
so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!
Aux privileges revoked for the next two eternities.
Jun. 20th, 2025 02:18 pmenya posting in bakerstreet Somebody passed you the aux. Don't play trash. how to play - comment with your character and a link to their favorite song, as if they're playing it for the group. - everybody offers...feedback. yeah. feedback. or DANCE PARTY. |
Nightmare
Jun. 20th, 2025 02:17 pmtreefiddie posting in bakerstreet
we all have bad dreams, sometimes. luckily, you have someone there when you wake up to help you calm down.
Rules
Rules
- Toplevel with your character's name/series, and if you have a preference for whether they're the comforter or the one having the nightmares.
- Reply to people.
- Make the fluff.
- ???
- Profit.
This isn't healthy
Jun. 20th, 2025 08:37 amcutenonny posting in bakerstreet In most cases, people would say there's absolutely nothing wrong with being close to someone. Having someone to live for - or die for, as it may be - is even romanticized in the right context. But everyone can agree you can go to far...right? When one person becomes all you depend on, the only reason you exist, the only one truly in your world, that's when a dedicated love becomes codependent and more than a little messy. Of course, a world like that can be simple at first, but when your one and only is destroyed, there's nothing else. A narrow existence is a dangerous one. β‘ CHARACTER INFORMATION. PREFERENCES. |
intergenerational
Jun. 20th, 2025 06:24 amsneaks posting in bakerstreet  +1 hardcore, x100 guilt |
| Part of the appeal of the (under)age difference kink, as in legal-aged characters being involved with those that are underage, is how absolutely taboo and fucked up it is in most cultures. Romance is nice, but let's be honest; it's messed up, even if there is a romantic element. And that's what makes it fun. This meme is for nitty, gritty, not always pretty side of underage. You can play the psychological angles of both sides, whether their actions makes the older party tormented for their decision, and all the filthy, dirty, guilty, and sexy facets this kink can offer. But my character is a good dude and would never _____! Well, you can always say it's a moment of weakness, they didn't think, aliens made them do it, emotions made them do it - or say fuck it, it's a meme. Make them feel guilty about it later. But my character is underage and I want them to be the older party. Age them up or play against someone younger. ( more under here + prompts ) |
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Jun. 19th, 2025 08:07 pmpostingmemes posting in bakerstreet
β πππππ πππππππ ( a collection of various settings. comment with your character, tag others, roll for prompts. )
( Read more... )Pink bubble
Jun. 19th, 2025 07:35 pmanimen posting in bakerstreet
shipping texts
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Mid-Fuck
Jun. 19th, 2025 05:51 pmdontcryformememetina posting in bakerstreet
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| Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience? In that case, rejoice! This RULES:
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Road trip
Jun. 19th, 2025 05:43 pminterjection posting in bakerstreet
{ road trip!! }
It's that time of the year! You decided to take a road trip!
Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event,
but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way?
It's that time of the year! You decided to take a road trip!
Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event,
but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way?
- Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
- Use RNG to pick your possible scenarioβor just go with what you'd like most.
- Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix & match, or just wing it!
- Enjoy!
( Making music with my friends )QUESTION AUTHORITY
Jun. 19th, 2025 02:33 pmpriderock posting in bakerstreet
question love
| o1. no blank comments. with the above in mind, your character must ask a love/romance-themed question. o2. grab those answers. for what they may be worth.. |
picture prompt meme;
Jun. 19th, 2025 04:24 pmsantanachamp posting in bakerstreet
β Comment with your character and any preferences.
β Others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
β Reply to them with a prose/action/text setting based on the picture.
β Link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
β Be aware that this meme will be image-heavy!
How am I supposed to not panic?
Jun. 19th, 2025 08:57 amsockfromarose posting in bakerstreet
Some of the coolest threads come from just putting characters in situations! This meme is a chance to do just that.
How to Play:
- No blank top-levels. Put a "don't panic, but..." statement in your top-level. Examples:
- "Don't panic, but my father's coming and I need you to hide me."
- "Don't panic, but everyone's throwing up."
- "Don't panic, but I think something just exploded around the corner."
- "Don't panic, but there's someone following you."
- "Don't panic, but your shoes clash with that purse really badly."
- Respond to other people's statements. Maybe you can help them. Maybe you can make the situation worse. Maybe you can't help but panic.
- ????
- Profit
Give the people what they want to know
Jun. 18th, 2025 07:57 pminthefamily posting in bakerstreet
( i want to know... ) The pursuit of knowledge is a noble questβ and a problematic one, as history proves. Remember Eve and her apple? Luckily, you won't find out any tidbits as devastating on THIS meme. |
Masturbatory
Jun. 18th, 2025 07:06 pmpippilongsockings posting in bakerstreet
Far be it from there being anything wrong with a little self-love, yet the one-handed tango might be even better if it's turned into a dance for two. Who cares that, technically, this is a contradiction? Be that as it may, whether there's willingness to reach out and touch fate each other or this is a strictly hands-off experience and communication can only be verbal for moral, personal, or technical purposes (hey, there are a lot of folks with powers that mean no touching out there), the two of you are indulging in some mutual masturbation. Over the phone, in person, silently, with lots of dirty talk, go nuts!
You know what to do.
Do it.
OnlyFangs
Jun. 18th, 2025 05:53 pmpicturethat posting in bakerstreet Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at lovemaking makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, the bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure. When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor. ( Text from these TVTropes articles. ) Roles 1. Vampire 2. Victim Prompts 1. Willing - You're either a friend of a vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person. 2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however? 3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different. 4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently. 5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat. 6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far... 7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side. |
Battles
Jun. 18th, 2025 05:50 pminterjection posting in bakerstreet
"IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE"
an action-centric meme
Whether they be climactic battles that envelop the world, road-side skirmishes against a band of bandits, or hectic outer-space dogfights, battles are inevitable; whatever side you choose to take is a decision that's yours, and yours alone.
For what β or for whom β are you fighting? Be it fame, power, or simply the eye of a maiden (or suitor), there's always a motive, and there's always a prize...
The Basics:
1] Tag into here with your character's name and canon in the header. List any preferences in your comment (i.e. "no graphic violence" or whatever you see fit).
2] Tag another character and begin (or continue!) your heated battle!
3] Remember to respect your fellow mun, and have fun!
( Read more... )
